Preschooler Interview

So this is going around Facebook and I thought I'd do it here instead:

Preschooler TEST,thought this would be fun to see. No coaching, just asking! (Real answers) Write down the first thing they say.

What is your full name? Jasper Alan Charles Thompson
How old are you? Four
When is your birthday? (laughs) Um... I don't know. I say, Paw Patrol.
How old is your Mommy? 45
How old is your Mama? 35
How old is your Daddy? 49 (He's 39)
How old is your Dada? I say, 36
What is your favorite color? Green
What is your favorite food? Broccoli (LOL he won't eat veggies)
Who is your best friend? Kayley. He's coming to my house, too.
What is your favorite song?  Hmm. I don't know my favorite song. Monkey monkey monkey!
What is your favorite animal? Monkey!
What are you scared of? Ghosts!
What makes you happy? Ghosts!
Where is your favorite place to to go? Going on a walk!
What do you want to be when you grow up? I say, my tummy is full. And I have a baby on my tummy!

Bonus comment from him: "What is your favorite toots?"

Conversation: May 31, 2016

Mama: What do you want to talk about?
Jasper: Daddy and Dada.
Mama: What about your dads? Where do your dads live?
Jasper: They live in the cave.
Mama: Oh really? Where is their cave?
Jasper: They live on the house.
Mama: Do they live in a cave or a house?
Jasper: A house!
Mama: What color is their house?
Jasper: What starts with reh, reh?
Mama: I don't know.
Jasper: Can you spell R?
Mama: (I type R)
Jasper: Red! (Their house is yellow) What else? Hmm.
Mama: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Jasper: Have corn dog bites!
Mama: Do you like corn dog bites?
Jasper: Yes! Are you sure? Yeh- yeh, what starts with yeh?  YES!
Mama: What did you do with Mama tonight?
Jasper: He plays on the computer!
Mama: No, where did we go?
Jasper: We going to the stores.
Mama: How many stores did we go to?
Jasper: We got three stores! (holds up three fingers)
Mama: What did we buy at the stores?
Jasper: They walk the stores.
Mama: What does that mean?
Jasper: I don't know. He has enough money.
Mama: You have money?
Jasper: No! We are going to the .. did you know that the... what else? STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!
Mama: I am not picking my nose. Where did you go this morning? Where did Mama take you?
Jasper: He take you the ... hmm.
Mama: Where did I take you this morning before I went to work?
Jasper: You walk the work.
Mama: What?  (he gets off his chair)  Are you done?
Jasper:  (running away) Yes!