Mama: What do you want to talk about?
Jasper: Daddy and Dada.
Mama: What about your dads? Where do your dads live?
Jasper: They live in the cave.
Mama: Oh really? Where is their cave?
Jasper: They live on the house.
Mama: Do they live in a cave or a house?
Jasper: A house!
Mama: What color is their house?
Jasper: What starts with reh, reh?
Mama: I don't know.
Jasper: Can you spell R?
Mama: (I type R)
Jasper: Red! (Their house is yellow) What else? Hmm.
Mama: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Jasper: Have corn dog bites!
Mama: Do you like corn dog bites?
Jasper: Yes! Are you sure? Yeh- yeh, what starts with yeh? YES!
Mama: What did you do with Mama tonight?
Jasper: He plays on the computer!
Mama: No, where did we go?
Jasper: We going to the stores.
Mama: How many stores did we go to?
Jasper: We got three stores! (holds up three fingers)
Mama: What did we buy at the stores?
Jasper: They walk the stores.
Mama: What does that mean?
Jasper: I don't know. He has enough money.
Mama: You have money?
Jasper: No! We are going to the .. did you know that the... what else? STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!
Mama: I am not picking my nose. Where did you go this morning? Where did Mama take you?
Jasper: He take you the ... hmm.
Mama: Where did I take you this morning before I went to work?
Jasper: You walk the work.
Mama: What? (he gets off his chair) Are you done?
Jasper: (running away) Yes!
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